“I’ll let you know” means “lol lets make her think she has a shot”
I know what you’re playing at, cunt.
| me trying to tell a story: | so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know |
at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.
(Source: chickensandwich, via cola-cunt)
dick so big they call it a weapon of ass destruction
(Source: circumcisions, via cola-cunt)
